Bad stuff

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  1. You die.
  2. You die painfully.
  3. You lose $20.
  4. You become allergic to pizza.
  5. Someone else eats the last McNugget.
  6. You're late for work and you get a red light.
  7. You get zapped by your new electric blanket.
  8. You lose your luggage which has you heart medicine in it.
  9. A dog really eats your homework.
  10. KFC says that there is a 12 minute wait on chicken.
  11. Your boss tells you that you've been replaced by a computer.
  12. You find a hair in your big mac.
  13. You get busted watching strange porn.
  14. Your holiday gets cancelled due to volcanic ash.
  15. You slip on ice and it makes the news.
  16. You crack your iphone screen.
  17. You decide to go on a nice picnic with a friend. When you open the picnic basket you find a snake inside.
  18. You have a hole in your shoe and it's a wet day.
  19. Your girlfriend surprises you with tickets to go see Barbra Streisand.
  20. You have to be polite and eat food that you don't like.
  21. You go to make an omelette and you crack open a rotten egg.
  22. Your mother in law is a bitch.
  23. You get bullied for your lunch money.
  24. You get bullied for your lunch money as an adult.
  25. You just missed the bus and have to wait in the rain.
  26. You throw like a girl no matter how hard you try.
  27. You get belted.
  28. A nun tells you that you're going to hell.
  29. You have $40,000 in credit card debit.
  30. Nobody has ever liked one of your facebook statuses.
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