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Your girlfriend surprises you with tickets to go see Barbra Streisand.
You go to make an omelette and you crack open a rotten egg.
You get bullied for your lunch money.
You get bullied for your lunch money as an adult.
KFC says that there is a 12 minute wait on chicken.
You just missed the bus and have to wait in the rain.
You throw like a girl no matter how hard you try.
You get belted.
A nun tells you that you're going to hell.
You have $40,000 in credit card debit.
Nobody has ever liked one of your facebook statuses.
You get called a pig and it really hurts you.
The teacher busts you running with scissors.
When you think nothing else can go wrong you get fired.
You realise that you lost your wallet when going to pay for petrol.
You suck at computers.
You buy an apple product and a week later a newer model comes out.
- You die.
- You die painfully.
- You lose $20.
- Someone else eats the last McNugget.
- You get zapped by your new electric blanket.
- You lose your luggage which has you heart medicine in it.
- A dog really eats your homework.
- Your boss tells you that you've been replaced by a computer.
- You get busted watching strange porn.
- Your mother in law is a bitch.
- You crack your iphone screen.
- You decide to go on a nice picnic with a friend. When you open the picnic basket you find a snake inside.
- You pick the wrong suitcase on deal or no deal.